Personalized Bible

You've been told the Bible is a love letter written to you - so why doesn't your name appear in it? Clear up the confusion with a Bible that replaces over 7,000 ambiguous names and pronouns with YOUR NAME! (Personalizations include: first name, last name, spouse's name (if married), city and state.)

And don't worry - the Personal Promise Bible does not add to the scriptures but rather clarifies the meaning of the scriptures. The only "changes" to the text are to put your name in the places where scripture uses pronouns like: you, us, we, etc. and grammatical changes so the name reads correctly (see samples).

Order now and receive Personal Scripture Declaration Cards! How can God say "No" when you declare his Word to Him with your name inserted???

Buddy Christ

This plastic icon will remind you that Jesus is not just the all-powerful creator and sustainer of the universe who will one day judge both the living and the dead . . . but he also wants to hang with ya!

Moses Action Figure

Now you can recreate the excitement of the Exodus with Moses himself! Call down plagues and set your other action figures free with accessory staff and stone tablets! (Burning bush sold separately.)

Bobble Head Jesus

With His eyes raised heavenward, His hand raised in benediction and His head bobbing gently, it's almost as if we are witnessing the divine. Standing 7.5" high and with a groovy soul patch under His lip, he is perfect for your dashboard, desk, or any place that you feel needs the Lord's presence.

Bobble Head Mary

Immaculately styled and standing a queenly 8 inches tall, she is ready to give her approving nod to all aspects of the Christmas story. Perfect compliment to "Bobble Head Jesus" (above).

Religious Punching Puppets

You and your friends can act out the drama as Satan faces off with Mother Superior! Who will win?

Jesus-Abdul-Jabar

Has Jesus got game? You know He do, fool. He's the master on the court or off it in these collectible set of various sport Jesus figurines.

Bible Lego's

Re-tell your own Bible-based stories with these plastic characters or join them with other sets for a space, western, or jungle theme! Great for cross-cultural studies.

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Wash Away Your Sins Bubble Bath

Still feel sinful after a hard day of struggling against the flesh? This bath will make your soul feel like brand new! Plus it leaves no visible scum ring!

Wash Away Your Sin Soap

Can't get that tough sin out? This will cleanse even the most guilt-ridden soul.

Mother Theresa Breath Mist

One spritz can purge the demons of bad breath. Be merciful to thy friends and neighbors.

Reformed T-Shirts

"Ref-T's" are both comfortable and doctrinally correct. Are you really free to say no???

The Bible Belt

Wear your fundamentalism with pride!

WWJD? Boxers

If the bracelet, necklace, Bible cover, T-Shirt, and key ring just aren't enough, these stylish undergarments boast a special "false fly." So if the waistband isn't reminder enough, access is denied in any case!

Jesus Loves You Sandals

Blessed are the feet of him who brings good news . . . to the beach! Let your soles magnify the Lord with these stylish flip-flops.

Chuck Wesley's

Tired of seeing your kids running around in those worldly Chuck Taylor basketball shoes? Why not be a witness on and off the court? Honor the english hymn-writer and founder of Methodism with the all new Christian court shoes!

John Calvin Cologne

Ready to step out for the evening Bible study, but don't want to smell sexy in a secular way? Toss out that nasty Calvin Klein and spritz up the reformed way!

Biblical Nutrition Bar

This handy bar contains the seven foods which the Lord calls 'good' in Deuteronomy 8:8 – wheat, barley, honey, figs, olive oil, grapes and pomegranates. You're going to love this first-of-its-kind nutritional bar with its refreshing, natural fruit flavor and biblical significance."

Apocalypse Hot Sauce

Is most food too "lukewarm" for your fired up tastes? Don't spew it out - get the holy hot sauce that's sweeping the nation!

Testamints

Too much "Apocalypse Sauce"? Try the mints with a message!

"What Would Jesus Buy?" Wallet

Have you ever asked yourself, "Does purchasing a WWJD bracelet count as a tithe?" or, "Does giving a dollar I found on the ground count as a sacrificial offering?" Now you can "count the cost" with this spiffy little item!

Dog Tags

Are "you and your whole household" saved? Make sure people know it!

Holy Spirit Whistle

Do you earnestly desire the best spiritual gifts? Get that ole' Holy Spirit's attention with this handy whistle! It's uniquely tuned to the pitches which cannot be uttered.

Frisbee of Faith

From the top it looks like any old secular disc, but underneath is a message of hope helping to make your life fly right.

Nativity Paddleball Game

This toy comes complete with wooden paddles, rubber balls and nativity scenes, each paddle bearing the creative slogan: "Jesus is the reason for the season."

Jesus Ashtray

You've tried everything: hypnosis, nicotine patches, ultra-ultra lights . . . but none of it seems to work. Well, how about "coughing it up" for the ultimate aversion therapy?

Jesus Air Fresheners.

Perfect to go along with the "Jesus Ashtray"! (above).

Express your feelings with this beautiful yet meaningful three pack, or . . .

Let people know that just because you're a Christian that doesn't mean you can't ROCK! INSTRUCTIONS: "Bareth a small portion of thou air freshener each week to keepeth tou car rocking."

Plaguedome

Can you imagine what a swarm of hungry grasshoppers sounds like? With this , you won't have to! With a quick swish of your wrist you can cause millions of ravenous locusts to descend upon the world's food supply! Don't let this one pass you over!

Last Supper Musical Pillow

Measuring a generous 15 x 11 inches and including a wind-up music mechanism, the gives authentic evidence that Jesus's foot-washing, bread-breaking and speech-making took place during a rousing karaoke session of Hey Jude involving all the disciples.

Jesus wall Plate

Let the Lord light up your life – literally!

Lion and Lamb Print

Keep up the lack of biblical accuracy with this wonderful rendition of the most famous Bible verse that does not exist ("And the lion shall lie down with the lamb" - cf. Isa. 11:6).

Lion and Lamb for Kids

It's never too early to get your kids misinterpreting the Bible! This delightful picture even has the correct verse printed right at the top to easily demonstrate how simple it is to ignore the text!

TBN Key ring

An excellent reminder to support your local heretics! Great for the keys to that new Hummer the Lord has promised all who will just claim it in faith!

TBN Floating Pen

Get the power of God . . . in a pen! Magnetic force is a power that even the smartest rocket scientist cannot explain! Oh they have their "theories" and "formulas", but not even Einstein could have told you how a simple magnet can pick up a nail! It is simply the power of God - so don't try to understand it! Now, the same invisible power that holds the world together upholds your unique pen on NOTHING!

God Thinks You Are Special Plate

Highlight important accomplishments in your family by pulling out this unique red plate for that special person! Save it for celebrating special moments and let them know how proud you are (today at least). At only $20.00 each, your first celebration might just be on your economic stewardship!

Christian Butter Dish

You really can't call your home "Christian" unless every object in it declares your faith. Complete your collection with this existentially relevant stoneware!

Matching napkin holders (shown) sold separately.

Job 1:10 Tape Measure

When that household project is looming, just grab your trusty LifeLines tape measure - Satan's accusations against God will surely spur you on to good work!

Sport Coins

Even the apostle Paul knew the secret to a perfect game (although he "traveled" on the road to Damascus!). So get rid of those satanic good luck charms and bowl a perfect 300 through "Christ who strengthens you" with these handy Christian coin things! Also available: Football, Basketball, Golf, Soccer, Biker, Tennis, Baseball, Skating, Hockey, Cheerleading, and BMX

Satan is Real: by the Louvin Brothers

Show the world that Christians can be cool too with this hip musical collection!

The Best of MARANATHEMA!

Don't worry - you won't hurt yourself reflecting on the theological value of these top selling pop Christian songs. Bypass the cold, rational, thinking process that has gotten so many Christians in trouble, go straight to the heart of worship!

It IS all about you!

Tired of those whiny worship songs that do nothing but make you feel less than almighty? Enough is enough! With "It's All About Me" worship you can feel good about yourself again (because that's what the gospel is all about!). Song list includes: "It's All About Me", "I Exalt Me", "There Is None Like Me", "How Great I Am", and 16 additional songs that will lift your name on high.

Spirit Slay Ball

Ever get slain in the spirit with no catcher backing you up? Ugh! What's the use in getting healed of all your problems by a smack on the forehead if you hurt your back on the way down?

This revolutionary new product functions as both a portable catcher AND a personal exerciser! Reduce back pain from miracle healing and get those six pack abs you've always dreamed of!

Sanctified Demon Bustin' Scented Anointing Oils

Everyone knows demons can't stand the smell of Myrrh, plus it makes your skin so supple! Available in an assortment of holy fragrances.

Inflatable Church

The world's VERY FIRST inflatable church is here !!! This fantastic air filled building is 47ft long by 25ft wide & 47ft high. The attention to detail is heavenly - complete with plastic "stained glass" windows, an inflatable organ, altar, pulpit, pews, candles and a gold cross. It can be set up anywhere, from your garden to Malibu beach, it's up to you. With its quick assembly you can get engaged in the morning and have your reception in the evening!